Please Stand By Analog Horror Shirt, Haunted VHS Tee, Static Horror Graphic Tshirt, Liminal Horror Gildan 5000, Creepy Streetwear Gift

Signal lost. Something is about to be broadcast, and you should probably not be watching.

Please Stand By is a heavyweight analog horror tee built for fans of haunted broadcasts, cursed tapes, and the exact moment your CRT stopped working right. Printed on the Gildan 5000, a 5.3 oz, 100% cotton classic fit tee that softens with every wash.

Design details:

Full CRT color bars eaten by static and dripping ink
Emergency broadcast banner across the chest
Timestamp reading "SIGNAL LOST"
Heavy VHS tracking lines over the whole print
Fit: Unisex classic, true to size. Size up for oversized streetwear fit. Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach.

Ships in 4 business days. A haunted gift for horror fans, analog horror collectors, dark streetwear heads, and anyone who grew up afraid of the test pattern.